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Joke of the Day

"Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."

"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"

"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."

"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."

"When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy... My wife however called them ""wedding vows"""

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."

"On the toilet for 20 minutes. Wish you were here."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"