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Joke of the Day

"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"

"Guys, I know we're 3 days from Inauguration Day... But here's how Bernie Sanders can still win!"

"My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume. Apparently ""The Emperor's New Clothes"" was a bad idea."

"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"

"Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery? They had no leads."

"""Hi, I'm a male feminist and just shut up for a second while I explain to you why that's so important"""

"What's the longest word in the dictionary? ""Smiles"" because there is a mile between each S!"

"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."

"What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone? Jailbreak"

"How do people do backflips and shit, like I can't even flip my grilled burger without fucking it up."