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Joke of the Day

"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."

"Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!"

"This joke was going to be about cheese... But it's not Gouda 'nuff."

"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."

"Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food."

"Dear freight trains, way to be stuck in the 19th century."

"Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."

"Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!"

"I've never panned for gold... But I have put bacon bits in my salad."