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Joke of the Day

"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."

"I asked a guy at the gym how to use a piece of equipment. ""Just push the button,"" he replied, ""Like you would with any other hand dryer."""

"When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough."

"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."

"What is a pirate? /t"

"If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now I would have a small loan of a million dollars"

"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."

"Breaking News: Germany defeats Argentina... France surrenders."

"A cheetah rests its eyes under a tree... Suddenly, a Kenyan runs by. The cheetah looks up and says, ""What was that?"""

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"