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Joke of the Day

"A cheetah rests its eyes under a tree... Suddenly, a Kenyan runs by. The cheetah looks up and says, ""What was that?"""

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"Hey, did you guys know Vicodin *isn't* like Flinstones chewables, at all."
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"A neutron walks into a bar He asks, ""How much for a drink?"" The barkeep replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("
"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months"
"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."
"Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking his coffee before it was cool."