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Joke of the Day

"A cheetah rests its eyes under a tree... Suddenly, a Kenyan runs by. The cheetah looks up and says, ""What was that?"""

"Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series"

"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."

"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once year."

"Hey banks, enough with the ""Thank you for banking with us"". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"

"Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black."

"How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool"