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"What is a pirate? /t"
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"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."
"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."
"Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"I'm scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them"
"78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up."
"{after you tell me about your horrible, yet life altering near-death experience} ""Have you seen my charger?"""
"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."
"What is the worst joke in philosophy? One that kant be repeated."