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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."

"Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare? The whole thing was one big straw man argument."

"i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears"

"A photon... Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"

"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"

"Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad."

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207......"

"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"