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Joke of the Day
"They say if you love something set it free... but I don't really love the hookers in my basement."
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"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."
"According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight .... So I got that going for me."
"If someone ever tells you your clothing style is gay, just say, yeah it came out of the closet this morning."
"It's amazing that even 20 years later, pretending to shoot heroin with an mechanical pencil can still be a great way to procrastinate."
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"A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."
"Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama."
"My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe.."
"What happened to the Chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"