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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"
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"So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer. which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab..."
"Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm."
"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."
"Walks into a Bar A man walked into a Florida bar with his crocodile and asked the bartender: ""Do you serve lawyers here?"" ""Sure."" ""Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my crocodile."""
"My dog is attacking a tree. ""Bark, bark, bark , bark."""
"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."
"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."
"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"
"When you say ""liar liar pants on fire,"" it makes you a liar too. Their pants probably aren't on fire"