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Joke of the Day
"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"
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"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."
"Fellas; There's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."
"Long term health risks include death... DOESN'T THAT END YOUR TERM?!?!?!"
"[Cretaceous Period] T-REX: *eating pterodactyl, sad* I just wish it were meatier... DRUNK GUARDIAN ANGEL: A meteor? Tha's weird but ok 1 sec"
"Hey girl, what is your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the one."
"Los Angeles education Trying to give my kids an education in Los Angeles is a nightmare. The guns, the gangs, the drugs -- and I'm home schooling them."
"Don't ever leave a bag of mini Heath bars at your desk to prove you can't be tempted.... Because Satan's game is strong"
"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."