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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."
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"After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer."
"*girl rests her head on my shoulder* -Are you flexing? -No"
"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"
"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."
"What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed."
"What's the maximum velocity while having sex? 68, cause at 69 you flip over"
"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"
"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"
"What do you call a baby girl who died of alcohol poisoning? Give me a blender and we'll call her a bloody mary."