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Joke of the Day

"Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy."""

"You know what's better than being married? Everything."

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."

"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected."

"I've just been reading a book all about lubricant... It's a fantastic piece of non-friction."

"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"

"I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny"

"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"

"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the woman that make it hard."

"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"