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Joke of the Day
"What did the flower say to the bicycle? Petal."
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"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."
"The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said ""It's cute that you think I'm here for that."""
"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"
"3-year-old: I can't run as fast as everybody else. Me: Why not? 3-year-old: I don't have enough feet."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."
"Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss"