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Joke of the Day

"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"Saw a Ringneck Dove in our garden... ... so I wrung its neck."

"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"

"Did you hear about the new Marvel superhero movie about the guy who kills villains with bad jokes? It's called The Pun-isher."

"What has two legs but can't walk? A dead duck."

"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."

"The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, ""Those aren't buoys"""

"I've just heard that Harrison Ford crashed his plane onto a golf course Apparently he was just dropping in for a Short Round"

"Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."