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Joke of the Day

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."

"When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out."

"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"

"What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door."

"I dropped my phone in my porridge this morning, It took a while to sink in."

"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"

"Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef? His name is Golden Grahamsay."

"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."

"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."