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Joke of the Day
"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."
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"What do refugees drink? Foreignade."
"confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?"
"I went out for a pelican curry last night.... It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!"
"Girls with huge boobs will never know if they're really interesting."
"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"
"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."
"Why did Bill and Ted join Islam? Because they heard it was radical!"
"Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? To avoid monkey suits"
"I always thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips."