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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing."

"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."

"My dad just text me, ""I'm fleeing the cuntry."" I'm like, ""Wtf does that mean"". His reply? ""Your mom."""

"I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs."

"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."

"Guys.You can't make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment."

"What do you call a quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob..."

"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"

"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."