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Joke of the Day

"What do clothes and religion have in common? Someone invented them and forced them on everyone."

"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"

"name a hurricane ""Jesus"" cuz then u could say ""Jesus is coming"" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture"

"In Soviet Unicorn, rainbow poops you!"

"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"

"A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face. ""MgO!"" He shouts, temporarily blinded."

"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."

"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."