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Joke of the Day

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"

"How do small people call each other? On microphones."

"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"

"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"

"this is our son, Ryder Kade Ace Hypermasculine Overcompensation for Daddy's Fears Jones-Rendenburg"

"My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run."

"A guy who doesn't believe in global warming is swimming in Egypt... He's in de-nile"

"How long does it take to eat a tire? *A Goodyear*"

"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"