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Joke of the Day

"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."

"I keep wanting to make a BDSM joke... ... but I keep getting tied up in the punchline."

"I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out.."

"Why did the farmer fire the DJ? Because he kept on dropping beets."

"Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is ""Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"""

"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."

"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."

"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."

"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"