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Joke of the Day
"Gym bro #1: ""Bro, we're out of protein powder."" Gym bro #2: ""No whey..."""
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"What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!"
"Where did Suzie go after the bombing? Everywhere"
"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."
"Woke up at 5 am. Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise."
"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"
"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""
"What do elephants and ice cream have in common? They both come in quarts..."
"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."