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Joke of the Day
"Gym bro #1: ""Bro, we're out of protein powder."" Gym bro #2: ""No whey..."""
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"Funny Conversation that actually happened to me Me: Hey Dray is that a new watch? Dray: Yeah man Me: Smooth, what kind of watch is it? Dray: Guess Me: Just tell me, I don't know my watches very well."
"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"
"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."
"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."
"Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands."
"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"I told my son I was an early adopter. He asked, what tech? Then it got weird."
"Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner"