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Joke of the Day
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
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"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler"
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick...and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"what do you call an unqualified baffoon with an incoherent agenda? 2016 republican nominee Donald Trump"
"Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire."
"I want my coffee like my life: dark, short and bitter."
"Venice, Italy What do you get from a frisky, naked old Venetian man who can't get it up and has difficulty walking? Canal."
"Who is Joseph Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy"
"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"
"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""