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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay people so rude ? Because they're fucking assholes !"
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"What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia? Question Mart."
"What did the bird say when it flew into the window? Owl"
"Why don't you ever watch old people have sex? You ever spread open a grilled cheese?"
"""As the crow flies"" means something entirely different when it's ""in your living room"" and you are ""hiding in the closet with your cat."""
"I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating."
"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."
"Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?"
"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."