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Joke of the Day

"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."

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"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."
"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"
"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""
"Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit"
"Woman wearing sweatshirts I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me."
"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."
"Decadent: Posessing only ten teeth."
"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."