12658

Joke of the Day

"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."

Next Joke
 
"Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad"
"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"
"Who's your friend?"
"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""
"What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......"
"Why do record collectors have bad sex lives? They're always complaining about the 10"" they don't have."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."
"I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again."
"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"