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Joke of the Day
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"
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"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"
"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"
"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."
"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""
"Is my wife dissatisfied with me? A tiny part of me says yes.."
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.... .."
"What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control."
"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""