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Joke of the Day
"Why is grammar class the most boring? It puts all the students in a ,"
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"Am I the only one who runs up on happy couples and yells, ""How could you do this to me"" and then runs off crying?"
"People are shitting on gorilla kid's mom for not watching. My mom had three kids under 5. I could've run a terrorist cell outta my treehouse"
"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"
"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."
"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."
"Possum 911: What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing? Possum: Oh yeah"
"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"
"Children are like ulcers... Their small, painful, restrict what you can and can't eat and by the time you've realised what's wrong you'll have 2 or 3 others"