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Joke of the Day

"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."

"Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people"""

"I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I'm playing with it. Yeah...I'm playing with my selfie."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."

"I see your IQ test came back negative"

"North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke"

"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."

"If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called ""Pasta,"" which I believe is Italian for ""Pizza."""

"You excited to watch the Super Bowl? ""Ya, but only cuz the commercials."" [sounds of man being beaten to death with bowl of chips and dip]"

"I hate insects puns, they really bug me."