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Joke of the Day

"Am I the only one who runs up on happy couples and yells, ""How could you do this to me"" and then runs off crying?"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don't."

"What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? ""We'll have to rehearse that."""

"What do you call an underwater masochist? A submarine!"

"What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale."

"A bear walked in the forest Suddenly he saw a burning car. The bear sat in the car. And burned."

"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"

"My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time."

"""Time is an arbitrary concept"" is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline"

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."