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Joke of the Day

"Possum 911: What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing? Possum: Oh yeah"

"White girls: You do know Nutella has been around for more than 50 years and is terrible for you, right?"

"This joke is missing a climax Just like your girlfriend."

"7 days without puns makes one weak."

"What do you call nuts on the wall? : walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? : chestnuts . What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."

"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."

"What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon."

"Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side: At least he isn't shaking anymore."

"When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding."