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Joke of the Day
"Where do people with one leg work at? and what are the employees names?"
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"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."
"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."
"How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat."
"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."
"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"
"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""
"I spend more time on twitter than I do in church. I'd rather vent to imaginary friends on the Internet than to imaginary friends in the sky."
"When I hear my boss coming over to my desk, I mask my body's heat signature with mud and sit still hoping she won't see me."