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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength? Me: Definitely my insecurities. Very strong."

"Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser"

"My washer and dryer are doing this weird thing where they've started shrinking my clothes and adding stubborn fat around my midsection"

"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"

"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"

"What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem? f(x)"

"I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants."

"What do you call an atheist cartoon? Fedora the explorer"

"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"