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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."
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"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."
"I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site... Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks."
"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"
"[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life."
"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."
"A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college."
"What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh"
"In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air? God damn inflation."