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Joke of the Day

"How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat."

"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."

"my girlfriend must feel the same way about pizza as she feels about sex. if she has it one night, she won't want it again for a few weeks."

"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Apparently not four as my basement is still dark"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."

"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because its life had no porpoise!"

"I love dicks. I went there the other day, and they have great products and really friendly staff!"

"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"

"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."