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Joke of the Day
"Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman."
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"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."
"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."
"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""
"Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down."
"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."
"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof."
"A seal walks into a club."