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Joke of the Day
"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
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"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."
"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"
"What do you call an asian walking a dog? A vegetarian."
"Abstinence-only education... Was the first time I got screwed."
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first night to be special."
"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."
"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."
"A Japanese company upset Americans by selling clothes labeled Skinny, Fat and Jumbo. They have since changed them to Large, Extra Large and American."