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Joke of the Day
"Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down."
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"!False //It's funny because it's true."
"Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide"
"I was really hesitant about this new haircut at first.... ...but I'm starting to like it you know. It's really growing on me. Sorry I'll leave now."
"Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway."
"Me: ""Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."" Friends: ""No thanks."" Enemies: ""Also no thanks."""
"What does a gift and a black man have in common? White children get immense joy after tearing one open"
"You shouldn't write with a broken pencil It's pointless"