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Joke of the Day
"President Obama states he stands with Hillary. ""So do I."" Bill states sadly under his breath."
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"You're like school in the summertime - no class."
"I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences."
"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"
"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."
"A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless."
"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."
"""Hey kids! What be a pirates favorite letter?"" -""Arrrrrrrrrrrr?"" -""No! His first love be the 'C'!"" (Just saw it on iamarg.com)"
"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career."