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Joke of the Day

"President Obama states he stands with Hillary. ""So do I."" Bill states sadly under his breath."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man?.. How can you breath through that thing."

"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"

"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."

"""So,why r all Arabs terrorists?"" 'All?' ""Well,most."" 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica"

"What is an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"

"It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam... It was a no brainer!"

"Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!"""