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Joke of the Day

"I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences."

"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "

"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."

"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss."

"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"

"What did one snail say to the other snail? It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast"

"Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail"

"Psssst. Hey you, Yeah you...Facebook parent. Your kid looks the same as it did 8 minutes ago. When you posted the other 45 pics. We get it"