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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords."

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"i can't wait til my boyfriend breaks up with me im gonna eat so much ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D"
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"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"
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"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."
"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"
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