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Joke of the Day

"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"

"What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian."

"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"

"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."

"*Rains pennies from heaven* *coins decimate the land [terrified scream] 'CHANGE IS IN THE AIR!'"

"My girlfriend stopped being my toaster strudel today... Now that she's on birth control, she became my twinkie!"

"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."

"I'm a bisexual who just broke up and is now single. I guess you could say I'm on standbi."

"A pig pen elected its own leader . . . Polled pork."

"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"