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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame? It was retarded"

"Did you know that before James Gandolfini suggested the name ""The Sopranos,"" HBO had planned to call it ""The Lasagnas?"""

"If there was award for laziness... . I would send someone else to get it."

"I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"My gay friend fell into the ocean Good thing he's so flambuoyant."

"My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor He just writes a lot of shitty puns."

"Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it."