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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Do you want to make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune and open a restaurant."

"I lost a finger in an accident today. It sucks but on the other hand... I still have all five."

"The ""am I racist"" test First answer that comes to your mind - Whose penis is bigger, Will Smith or Yao Ming?"

"Ke$ha is what would happen if Comic Sans came to life."

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!"

"*smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*"

"Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old."

"What did the earthquake say to the tornado? It's not my fault."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter?"