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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."
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"What do you think goes through a spiders mind when you hit it with a hammer? His ass."
"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."
"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"
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"BNAG That's bang out of order!"
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