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Joke of the Day
"if theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it"
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"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes."
"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."
"What do somolian pirates use as weapons? Arrrrpg's"
"Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space."
"What do you call a masturbating bull?"
"A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man."
"As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Fed Leapord."