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Joke of the Day

"A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man."

"Why are Trump supporters *not* Nazis? When Nazis demanded your papers, they said ""please."""

"If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest.... And i scream something in the top of my lungs, and no woman can hear me, Am I still wrong?"

"I'm a puzzle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a set of Russian Nesting Dolls, so deep, so profound that - what? Yes, I'll have fries."

"How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... Those who know binary and those who dont"

"Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000."

"I was loving the song with the great beat in the lunchroom at work today when I realized it was the dishwasher running. It's great to be me."

"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."

"What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet."