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Joke of the Day

"TIL: A study revealed that users never check the authenticity of facts they find on /r/todayilearned"

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"

"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"

"What happens to a jew when he runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose"

"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."

"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."

"My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot. But that's what makes me such a fun guy."

"HIM: My new girlfriend's name is ""Bella"". That means ""Beautiful"" in Italian. ME: It also means ""War"" in Latin...so good luck with that."

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""