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Joke of the Day

"A girl says to a salesman, ""I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."" He says, ""Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"""

"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."

"What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors. (sorry)"

"How I wear a scarf: 1. Take scarf and drape it over my shoulder 2. Find an annoying co-worker and choke them to death with it. 3. Repeat"

"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"

"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."

"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""

"If somebody stops to ask me directions, I give them directions to my house. see you in twenty minutes new best friend."

"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."

"And before bros, churros."