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Joke of the Day
"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."
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"TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread"
"What do you call a black person that flys an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard"
"HER: Are you a dog or cat person? BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great* ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine. BRAIN: *nailed it*"
"China's rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png"
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"
"Said ""large"" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting ""Venti, Venti, Venti!"" and a mass suicide occurred."
"Knock...Knock... Who's there? Interrupting cat... Int(meow)err(meow)upt(meow)ing(meow)(meow)c(meow)at(meow)who? Meow..."
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."
"My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year"