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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"
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"Me: pretty much any name can be unisex My son Stephanie: I hate you dad"
"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."
"What's a Jawa's favorite salad dressing? ....TAHINI!!!"
"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."
"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"
"What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl in the 1940s? With a dustpan."
"Parenting styles often relax as you have more kids. For example my 1st born ate only all-natural, organic food. My 2nd eats broken glass."
"You know the kids that'd knock on doors and run away....? ...they now deliver stuff for UPS"