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Joke of the Day
"Is your name WiFi, because I'm feeling the connection"
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"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""
"Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper."
"I love campfire smoke so much ... it brings tears to my eyes."
"Kids wont go to sleep so I'm playing hide&seek. And now they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar."
"Not now, kids. Mommy's boiling the Easter bunny."
"What's the hardest part about keeping a 12 year old girl in your basement? Finding a new one next year."
"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."
"What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip"
"Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the stove? ... He had foam on the range."