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Joke of the Day
"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"
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"Helen Keller, what color is this dress? ARGGGLLLAGHHHHGAAAAA"
"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"
"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."
"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"
"For my birthday I'm going somewhere with no internet access. Pretty sure this will involve time travel and possibly dinosaurs."
"Her lips were saying ""no""..... But her eyes were saying ""read my lips""...."
"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."
"If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started"
"Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes? Becuase atomic bombs are bright."